Alexandrio Likaski
Sean Alexander

About: I am a student. My real name is Sean Alexander Aguala. I am in my migrating place now, Australia. I am actually Filipino. I am quite good at joke and riddles.


Author's Riddles

Riddle #1397 (medium)

Question: A certain five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. What is the word?

Riddle #1396 (medium)

Question: What types of words are these? Madam, civic, eye, level?

Riddle #1395 (medium)

Question: What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?

Question: It walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon and 3 legs in the evening. What is it?

Question: A man rode into town on Friday, he stayed for three nights and then left on Friday. How come?

Question: The boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy " If I write your exact weigh an a piece of paper then you have to give me $50 but if I can't, I will pay you. " The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agreed thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet ?

The Children (medium)

Question: Johnny ‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April the second child was named May. What was the third child ‘s name?

Question: Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985.How is this possible?

The Children (medium)

Question: 1. Johnny ‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child ‘s name?

Question: The boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy " If I write your exact weigh an a piece of paper then you have to give me $50 but if I can't, I will pay you. " The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agreed thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet ?

Question: A man rode into town on Friday, he stayed for three nights and then left on Friday. How come?

Author's Jokes

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Joke: A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says "OK, he's dead. Now what?"


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Joke: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her "The driver just insulted me!" The man says "You go right up there and tell him off - don't worry, I'll hold your monkey for you."


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Joke: A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies: "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."


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